Lol. It’s ride. A simple typo that I’m just gonna lean into (and yes, I’ll get to the exorcism orgasm further down).
So I was at dinner with my best LA girls talking about how excited I was to write this story about our newly launched MunkeyBarz, and I was debating if I wanted it under my byline or not. Then a lil typo I made on my IGS (cue: it’s ride) made me think fuck it, I’m literally writing this raw so here it is. (Yes I meant it’s “a” ride, but that just showed me people’s sexual intrigue and is why I decided to just write this very first-hand to give the people the ~ride~ they want.)
And yes I already pre-warned my parents to not read this article.
MunkeyBarz: the latest addition to Poosh’s shop. Lots of questions I assume.
Well, I have some visuals that yes, were taken outside, but let’s all just pretend they were in the bedroom—for aesthetic yes, they looked better outdoors the weekend I photographed the shots. But that’s beside the point, just me over here over-explaining.
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Back to the barz. OK, so Kourt introduced us to the brand, and I was like yes onboard wanna try (literally purchased my own set out of curiosity). Fast forward a couple of months, and now we are so excited to be selling this incredibly fun product in our shop.
MunkeyBarz Sex Belt
Price: $100
Let me be clear, it’s an occasional sex toy. You’re not using it every time you have sex. It’s for fun and freaky-ass nights only. It’s essentially a hybrid of motorcycle handlebars and a wrestling belt that’s meant for the bedroom. Now that that’s clear, let me explain how this can intensify your next orgasm.
So you have your lingerie on or you’re naked, plus the barz of course. It’s going to take a minute to get in the groove. You’d think it’s only for doggie-style, but don’t be so quick to nix other positions before exploring what you and your partner are willing to try.
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Yes, from behind is the obvious position for use, so your partner has a nice handle on the bars. But you can flip around and get in a position that’s comfortable for both, where your person can enter with your legs up and in a V-position.
The beauty of the bars is that no matter how deep you think your partner can get, the (sex) accessory will lend a deeper experience than you ever imagined. Literal inches (thanks to the barz) can make all the difference.
Using this and a Poosh-favorite vibrator, I was told he saw my soul as I got off. Like, to my core. And I believe him because it was an exorcism-level orgasm that I’ve told him makes me feel so vulnerable knowing he saw something that I’ve never felt my body experience.
It was incredible and everybody should feel this type of pleasure. And if a toy or two is needed to get you there … so be it.
Here’s to trying new things and letting MunkeyBarz take your bedroom needs to the next level.
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