This one’s for our morning-horny Pooshies. If you’ve spent any time on this site at all, you know we l o v e to talk about sex, baby—and all its glorious benefits. (An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away, amirite?)
So, yeah, getting it on in the a.m. offers all of the general benefits of sex—helps relieve stress and boost mood, to name a couple—but morning sex also offers a few unique rewards.
So set your alarms for sex o’clock in the morning, because you’re gonna want to wake and bang after reading this.
—What you do in the morning can set the tone and intentions for your entire day. Getting all of those good hormones (think oxytocin and endorphins) flowing first thing sets a real good vibe, IMHO.
—Oxytocin also makes you feel closer to your partner, so you’ll be riding that high for the rest of the day.
—Sex can help improve focus and memory, so you’re setting yourself up for a productive day.
—Post-o glow? Time to ask for that raise, take that selfie, send back those shoes that are dangerously close to the end of the return window—you’ve got it, babe.
—Testosterone is highest in the morning, which means it’s prime time for getting it on.
—Always hitting the snooze button? It’s much harder to do so multiple times in a row when you have a dick in you. Even if you’re still late for work, sex is a much more pleasant reason than being rudely awakened every nine minutes.
—Worried about the morning-after awkwardness that can come with a new lover? Bypass it by banging some more.
—If Harvard says sex is mild exercise, who are we to disagree? It’s way more fun than your usual Pilates class.
—You’re already in bed. ‘Nuff said.
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