Friend: Is it horrifying?
Kourt: Yeah.
Dr. Diamond: It is horrifying?
Kourt: It is—It is.
Dr. Diamond: Who’s saying it is?
Friend: Kourtney’s the one\
Kourtney: Just don’t watch it, I’ve never watched it….. Are we analyzing or are we…
Melissa: Ok, so I think we’re all super excited, and have stalked your Instagram to see what we—*laughs*– wanna do.
Dr. Diamond: And I will go over this for everybody individual, but is there anything that you’re seeing that is of concern to you?
Melissa: I mean… all of it!
Dr. Diamond: It’s all of it…….. Actually I’ll have you stand up for me, if you don’t mind. There are a few ways to go about, making yourself look your best… and the first thing to consider would be to improve your skin, and mainly it’s about the texture and tone, and I probably start with a combination of our insta-facial, as well as a light laser. You’ll look good that night, or the next day, it’s very little downtime.. Jesse, you wanna go?
Jesse: I just need help.
Dr. Diamond: Just want to look better. You just need help.
Jesse: Yeah.
Dr. Diamond: I would get– I would do an insta-facial, I’d do some light— some light laser and I would\
Kourtney: What’s an insta-facial?
Dr. Diamond: Insta-facial is a combination of using your own blood, laying it, injecting it into the more damaged areas using some needling to penetrate that blood into the face and it’s— and that’s in combination with the light laser.
Kourtney: Your turn! This is so fun, you guys!
Dr. Diamond: Look right here, ok frown. For your redness, I think— I think the insta-facial would work great for you.
Kourtney: I think everyone should do exactly what he says.
Jesse: Is it ok that some got in my mouth? *laughs*
Jessica Combs, M.D.: Yeah it is, completely normal.
Jesse: Ok, cause the tongue is numb.
Jessica Combs, M.D.: Yeah, this is clear and brilliant.
Jesse: Ugh, I’m so— just that name, it’s just..
Kourt: Does it hurt?
Jesse: No!
Jessica Combs, M.D.: No, she said it feels— it kind of— people describe it as like a cat licking your face.
Melissa: and by Saturday, we can wear makeup, right?
Jessica Combs, M.D.: Yeah, for sure. Today’s Thursday right now. Tomorrow, well I mean from my standpoint, let’s just see what Dr. Diamond says\
Melissa: I don’t need to though.
Jessica Combs, M.D.: Yeah, if you don’t need to and that’s fine but you can wear it, from my laser standpoint, you can wear it tomorrow.
Jesse: It tickles.
Dr. Diamond: So this is your— this is your plasma, this– we draw your blood out\
Jesse: That is….Insane.
Dr. Diamond: Yeah, and so we spin it down in a centrifuge and the speed of the centrifuge separates the blood into different layers. This is the top layer, and it’s– it’s got a golden, like a clear golden color to it… and this has all the— the nutrients, the healing parts of the blood. So, if you’ve ever scabbed your knee, you know when the scab falls off, that like yellow fluid that’s underneath.
Jesse: Oh yeah.
Dr. Diamond: That’s what the body, it’s what– it’s the components of the blood that go to heal things… and we find it’s very helpful, that it’s very rejuvenating for the skin and I’ve laid it on your skin. Now, we’re gonna roll it in with these needles..
Kourt: How does that feel?
Jesse: I mean really?
Kourt: Yeah. Just breathe and know it’s all for the good cause.
Dr. Diamond: It’s all for the greater good.
Friend: We’re all talking about how your wife’s skin looks so amazing.
Dr. Diamond: Yeah, well.. It’s not a– not a mistake.
Friend: Mhmm..
Dr. Diamond: She does this same exact thing for herself, every month… We’ll infuse some collagen which is a part of the insta facial.
Jesse: Oh, I love that, infusing collagen.
Dr. Diamond: We’re gonna– yeah, it’s gonna–it’s just gonna penetrate it in there even more.
Kourt: Did it hurt? The Prp?
Friend: Mmm.. No, I mean a little but I mean I’ve had it done before, so it’s not.. A big deal.
Kourt: Yeah.
Friend: You like– you just applied like a snapchat filter to like real life.
Dr. Diamond: Yeah. Right.
Jesse: Thank you!
Friend: It’s very subtle, but I— and I can tell.
Melissa: like it’s still us.
Jesse: But a better us!
Friend: Just a little.
Melissa: But enhanced.
Kourt: So good! Do you love it?
Friend: She– yeah. I’m so happy with you guys
Kourt: Your face is so red.
All: Heyo!
Kourt: Do you wanna wear that in the car and take it off when we get to lunch?
Friend: I don’t care/
Kourt: Just so you have it. Just so you can keep it on..
Jesse: Are we smiling?
Melissa: I’m not– I don’t know what to do with this hand…
Person in back: I’m just gonna keep taking them.
Kourt: Just do like, whatever, faces. I did a kissy face.